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arthur "angrily eats salad" ([personal profile] pointedlook) wrote2017-10-06 05:16 am
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[personal profile] plagiary 2017-11-27 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
probs.
but u kno how important the family jewels r 2 me and i think u'd be more caring.
its my best asset.
u like assets.
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[personal profile] plagiary 2017-11-27 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
so ur sayin either way i will never wank again??????????

( This is an actual disaster, Arthur. )
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[personal profile] plagiary 2017-11-27 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
puttin aside that i am wonderful and talented and can rub 1 out wit both hands 4 now bcoz the hysteria is fadin.
you need both of them.


( Because he is the best forger, okay. Think of his hands. )
Edited 2017-11-27 23:59 (UTC)
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[personal profile] plagiary 2017-11-28 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
o ye bcos cripples r highly valued employees in our buisness.d
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[personal profile] plagiary 2017-11-28 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
i'm going 2 strangle u wit 1 of ur expensive neckties.
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[personal profile] plagiary 2017-11-28 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
wanker.

( Here's hoping Arthur's not the fretting sort, because if he is it's not going to go well for him. Any reply will be lost to the void of broken cell phones. Apparently, iPhones can do many things but they tend to get a little damaged when thrown at someone's head. So it's many, many days of silence before another message appears.

It's from a different number. It's a picture.

It's Eames in some bright touristy little town, some famous building or other in the background. He's smiling, and his large sunglasses and baseball cap almost hide the bruises. Wouldn't want to scare anyone now, would he? He's also clearly gotten someone else to take it for him. Freeing up his hands so he can flip Arthur off with each.

Then:
)

which one's the Ferragamo?
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[personal profile] plagiary 2017-11-28 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
( Handily.

Arthur, you're a little shit.
)

oh i like that 1.
does wondrful things 4 ur complexion.
which is a shame considering u'll go red when i choke u wit it


( True love. )

y.
sadly lost an alias but still got both hands an all my digits so at least i wont lost my grip on the competiton
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[personal profile] plagiary 2017-11-28 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
i wudn't hav said 'new' exactly.
if u'd like an itemized list luv just lmk


( He is a man of many tastes. )

rude.
was a bit touch n go liek but i managed 2 get it all sorted out.
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[personal profile] plagiary 2017-11-29 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
depends.
can u remember if any1 wants 2 kill me in america?


( Probably the list is long. But maybe he'll risk it. )
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[personal profile] plagiary 2017-12-01 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
( Eames already knows these things, but acting like he hasn't got a head on his shoulders always reassures him that Arthur cares, deep deep down inside. He wouldn't track these kind of things if he didn't. )

splendid.
mayb i'll pop round.

u workin @ the moment?
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[personal profile] plagiary 2017-12-11 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
( It's far too tempting. Eames has always liked having the opportunity to needle Arthur. That's why he works with him so often ( that and he's one of the best, that and he knows that with Arthur running point the likelihood of getting blown to smithereens is fairly low ). But being allowed to do so when not on the job?

Well.
)

let me buy u a drink then.
we can catch up.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO ACTUALLY THREAD OUT THEM MEETING if so i can leave you a starter?

[personal profile] plagiary 2018-01-03 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
ha, ha.
i've been lucrative 4 d most part.
only got shot twice.


( Which is an achievement. )

sounds good.
i'll let u kno when i can swing by